ARK: Survival Evolved
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ARK: Survival Evolved is a game that |UGA| started playing in August of 2015.
Deceased Dinos
- Felicia la Queefa- Phiomia
- Shrek - Carbonemys
- Penelope - Carnotaurus
- The Lost Dildo Troope
- MIA. Troop of dilophosaurus that PatPeter was transporting from his first dino pen to live at the Gulags, when PatPeter was killed by a raptor and they all went missing.
- Baroness Blowjob - Raptor
- Killed when PatPeter was being chased by three raptors while looking for his dilophosaurus troope.
- Commander Clitlick - Pteradon
- Killed by Chariotman for being annoying.
- Donkey - Parasaur
- Helix and Fiona - Trikes
- Emperor Flying Fuck - Pteradon
- Empress Flying Fuck - Pteradon
- Empress Flying Fuck II - Pteradon
- Empress Flying Fuck III - Pteradon
- Czarina Dickmuncher - Raptor
- Tyrone - Rex
- Helix - Pteradon
- Royal Rimjob - Raptor
- Argent 42 - Argentavis
- Deldira - Argentavis
- Magic - Mesopithecus
Northern Outpost
- Unknown Parasaur
- The first parasaur that PatPeter tamed, and died shortly after.
- Newfags Can Triforce - Trike
- Earliest named death recorded in the northern outpost.
- The Do* Troope
- Group of Dodos named after words that start with Do*: Dojo, Doujin, Doujinshi are a few remembered names.
- Argon - Argentavis
- Killed by a horde of insects while PatPeter was cooking meat in three campfires so that he would not starve to death while traveling to fight the Broodmother. Technically was killed by PatPeter while he was trying to kill the insects attacking it.
- Wooly Cocksleeve - Mammoth
- Killed by a sabertooth or scorpions (can't remember which) that pursued Wooly and PatPeter back to his base
- Surprise Sex! - Raptor
- PatPeter's first raptor. Killed by a Dimorphodon while PatPeter was hunting.
- Newfags CAN'T Triforce - Trike
- Died from a sabertooth making its way into the Quarry Dino Pen.
- Fuckface - Mammoth
- Died in the same sabertooth attack as Newfags above.
- Scorpion Knight - Scorpion
- MIA. Simply disappeared from PatPeter's base around the time of the winter update.
- Red Baron - Pteradon
- Killed on 2015-10-04 while PatPeter was exploring the coast near Raxor's house.
- Newfags CANNOT Triforce - Trike
- Killed by marauding direwolfs near PatPeter's castle on 2015-10-04.