Villages and Pirates/2017 March 17

This is the game of Villages and Pirates played on 2017 March 17.

Characters

• Shooster - Drake - Dragon Knight - 100 HP
• Chopstick - Hammy - Rogue - 25 HP
• Space Ace - Squatachles - Monk 100 HP
• Chariotman - Maro - Templar/Mage = 75 HP
• skayser4 - Herpies - Alchemist - 25hp
• PatPeter - Futanari/Mage - 100 HP

Synopsis

Round 1

1. shooster takes old ladys checker piece and shoots guard in face with it, implodes his head

2. chopstick magic store shit and piss

3. space awaken dumbbells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

4. chariot gets bubble shield and holy sword, goes to stables, gets ride http://www.wowhead.com/item=13262/ashbringer

5. Mimi gets a hard light sword like fate stay excalibur http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg

6. blew up with tnt alchemist shop

7. futanari tries to enter town and end town watch

Round 2

8. dragon knight tries to shake down sandwich knight for magic items and then goes hunting for old lady

9. sandwich knight takes magic liquid controlling spoon and knife magic cut food and people. panicks horse that breaks leg and kills it

10. squatachles tries to pick up ox cart , collapses under weight, 5 damage

11. maro infuses squat with power to pull ox cart ; choppy, space, mimi, chariot go southwest

12. aerie tries to seduce knight, he rejects taking horse as taking je

13. roll 13, kill all alchemists

14. -19 HP futa drawbridge sewer

Round 3

15. travels southwest to avoid archers, makes his way over wall

16. gets syphillus -1, travels to hospital

17. goes to gym, plays awaken, crusaders in gym ignore him

18. Palor, strength, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor speech to crusaders lieutenant

19. gets transport back to town

20. working her way out of sewers

Round 4

21. shooster travels home, uses 6 movement crests

22. -9 points, neurosyphillus, healing ointment failed

23. gets all templars shirtless and swoll

24. becomes commander of templars and starts moving north

25. tries to get into castle

26. try to trip mimi ,fall in moat

Round 5

22. shooster gets to city of his people, tall rotating tower with diamond and blue gem rotating, his dragon powers are seeping. drake is jealous of maro. space is traveling with siege weapons northward. maro rolled 1 will, shooster 6, maro set up camp

23. chopstick no damage 1/2 chicken wing

24. gets swoll and convinces all of chariot's army to become swoll

25. summons apparition that spooks his troops and the infidels are aware of

26. mimi tries to get into castle by seducing town guard and fails

27. tried to seduce gay town guard, kicked in balls

Round 6

28. will roll on chariot, he's immune for attack, pigeon goes to center town, shooster in center town

29. tried to get healed by chariot, failed, yells out retarded things

30. builds temple out of siege weapons for swoll men

31. chariot converts the entire infidel cities to his rule Kingdom of the Pillar Men, monk and templar order, order of the Lift. must approach the bench.

32. mimi falls in moat takes 10 damage

33. drawbridge, shit piss sewer

Round 7

34. shooster rolls pigeon to get guards to let mimi in, people go back to town

35. drolling sandwich

36. finished temple, back equipment, worship Broden the Swoll Father

37. attacking shadow beasts

38. mimi found 15 year old https://stuepse.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/harry.jpg prince, can't marry him

39. -5 health in brig of castle

Round 8

40. shooster rolls for charisma, building catapult

41. gives speech, they mishear

42. shadowbeasts in city, rotate planet by a quarter through squatting

43. shadowbeasts with parents

44. got dragon blade

45. lost in forest

Round 9

46. starts assault on dark tower

47. becomes a panini rogue, completely healed, no neurosyphillis anymore

48. went to swolehala, ascended his entire army

49. walks off http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png

50. Rides dragon off into the West to help

Notes

• Shooster might take guardian dragon sword in castle
• Shooster sent chariot in right direction by accident

Server Logs

<19:10:06> You switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<19:10:06> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "PatPeter" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:11:20> You are now known as "FutanariMage 100 HP"
<19:14:40> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 100 HP"
<19:15:11> "Chopstick" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 25 hp"
<19:15:22> "Chariot" is now known as "Maro Brightbane TemplarMage HP"
<19:15:41> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 69 HP"
<19:15:52> "Aerie" is now known as "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP"
<19:15:56> "skayser4" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "FPS Games"
<19:15:56> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "skayser4" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:15:58> "skayser4" switched from channel "FPS Games" to "OverMimi"
<19:15:58> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "skayser4" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:16:05> "Maro Brightbane TemplarMage HP" is now known as "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP"
<19:16:07> "Shoostah" is now known as "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp"
<19:16:10> "SpaceAce" is now known as "Squatachles (Hp 100hp)"
<19:16:19> "skayser4" is now known as "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp"
<19:17:17> "Shiva" was moved from channel "OverMimi" to "Dead by Daylight" by "Squatachles (Hp 100hp)" 
<19:17:17> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:17:19> "Shiva" was moved from channel "Dead by Daylight" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" by "Futanari/Mage 69 HP" 
<19:17:19> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:17:43> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Dead by Daylight"
<19:17:43> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:17:48> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" switched from channel "Dead by Daylight" to "OverMimi"
<19:17:48> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:22:47> "Squatachles (Hp 100hp)" is now known as "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)"
<19:23:31> "Sox207" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<19:23:31> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:23:40> "CrabShell" disconnected (leaving)
<19:23:47> "Sox207" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<19:23:47> Channel group "Channel Admin" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:24:29> "CrabShell" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<19:24:34> "CrabShell" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "Religious Propaganda"
<19:24:34> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "CrabShell" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:25:27> "Deadman" dropped (connection lost)
<19:25:27> "SuperND" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<19:25:27> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:25:52> "Deadman" connected to channel "Starbound"
<19:25:53> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Starbound"
<19:25:53> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
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<19:29:05> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:30:59> "Deadman" disconnected (....TS3 Android....)
<19:45:29> "H1Z1" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege"
<19:45:29> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:46:46> "H1Z1" disconnected (leaving)
<19:55:47> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)" is now known as "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)"
<20:03:21> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp" disconnected (leaving)
<20:09:40> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 50 HP"
<20:11:48> "H1Z1" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<20:11:55> "H1Z1" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:11:55> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:16:15> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 24 hp"
<20:16:18> "H1Z1" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<20:16:18> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:19:00> "H1Z1" is now known as "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP"
<20:19:11> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:19:11> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:23:00> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<20:23:00> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:27:43> "SuperND" switched from channel "Starbound" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:27:43> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:27:50> "shadeeye" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<20:27:56> "shadeeye" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:27:56> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "shadeeye" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:36:26> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<20:36:26> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:36:36> "Hammy/rogue 24 hp" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 15 hp"
<20:38:20> "SuperND" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:38:20> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
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<20:40:36> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:45:29> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 45 HP"
<20:52:50> "Shiva" switched from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" to "OverMimi"
<20:52:50> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:52:58> "Shiva" was moved from channel "OverMimi" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" by "Hammy/rogue 15 hp" 
<20:52:58> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:53:01> "Shiva" switched from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" to "OverMimi"
<20:53:01> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:53:25> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Phantasy Star Online 2 Inc. LLc. ™ ©"
<20:53:25> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: MMO/RPG/Action Games] was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:53:29> "SuperND" switched from channel "Phantasy Star Online 2 Inc. LLc. ™ ©" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:53:29> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:54:09> "SuperND" was moved from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Foreskin Restoration" by "Sox207" 
<20:54:09> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:54:14> "SuperND" switched from channel "Foreskin Restoration" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:54:14> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:01:50> "Shiva" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Streaming (CH1)"
<21:01:50> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:11:20> "shadeeye" disconnected (leaving)
<21:12:26> "Shiva" disconnected (leaving)
<21:21:34> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<21:21:34> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:09> "SuperND" was moved from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Foreskin Restoration" by "Sox207" 
<21:22:09> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:10> "SuperND" switched from channel "Foreskin Restoration" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:22:10> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:18> "SuperND" was moved from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi" by "Sox207" 
<21:22:18> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:20> "SuperND" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:22:20> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:38> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP" is now known as "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP"
<21:25:34> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Starbound"
<21:25:34> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:29:53> "Sox207" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<21:29:53> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:31:19> "Shiryu / ???" was moved from channel "Starbound" to "Monster Hunter" by "SuperND" 
<21:31:19> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiryu / ???" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:31:22> "Shiryu / ???" was moved from channel "Monster Hunter" to "Starbound" by "SuperND" 
<21:31:22> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiryu / ???" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:31:27> "Sox207" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:31:27> Channel group "Channel Admin" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:34:01> "SuperND" switched from channel "Starbound" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:34:01> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:34:32> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Starbound"
<21:34:32> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:35:46> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:35:46> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:42:03> "Shiva" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<21:42:10> "Shiva" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "OverMimi"
<21:42:10> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:43:09> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 40 HP"
<21:44:59> "Shiva" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Streaming (CH1)"
<21:44:59> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:52:59> "Aoryu" disconnected (leaving)
<22:03:00> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 25 hp"
<22:07:05> "Shiva" disconnected (leaving)
<22:14:06> "Khan" switched from channel "Space Exploration (AFK)" to "Religious Propaganda"
<22:14:06> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Khan" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:17:21> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp" is now known as "Shoostah"
<22:18:02> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP" is now known as "Aerie"
<22:20:40> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" is now known as "Chopstick"
<22:20:43> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)" is now known as "Space Ace"
<22:21:44> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<22:21:44> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:22:50> "CrabShell" disconnected (leaving)
<22:26:18> "Sox207" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<22:26:18> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:26:50> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP" is now known as "Chariot"
<22:31:46> You were moved from channel "OverMimi" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" by "Sox207" 
<22:31:46> Channel group "Channel Admin" was assigned to "Futanari/Mage 40 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:31:48> You were moved from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" to "OverMimi" by "Sox207" 
<22:31:48> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Futanari/Mage 40 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".

Logs

<19:16:27> You poked "SuperND" with message: You playing?
<19:16:52> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3e/ee/79/3eee79459a8ff240d0db5049f70824dc.jpg
<19:17:21> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:17:21> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<19:17:25> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": https://www.google.com/search?q=dragon+knight&safe=strict&rlz=1C1MSIM_enUS564US564&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiC05a9497SAhUFchQKHe1iCjUQ_AUIBigB&biw=1390&bih=790#safe=strict&tbm=isch&q=dragon+knight+dnd&*&imgrc=ZuR2A2DQwIGxtM:
<19:21:27> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<19:21:27> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<19:23:02> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<19:23:02> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<19:25:24> "SuperND": cant play, mom nearby, she'll be asking what the fuck im saying
<19:25:38> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": grow a pair ND
<19:25:46> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": have your mom join
<19:28:45> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)": (1d20)
<19:28:45> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<19:29:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<19:31:13> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": https://www.myteamspeak.com/
<19:35:04> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": What is the name for the add on, it should be in your options>add-on section
<19:35:13> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": Pat^^^^^
<19:36:24> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:36:24> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<19:40:13> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg
<19:42:08> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<19:42:08> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<19:45:19> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<19:45:19> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<19:47:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": (1d20)
<19:47:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Futanari/Mage 69 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<19:50:18> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<19:50:18> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<19:53:40> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<19:53:40> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<19:55:06> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)": (1d20)
<19:55:06> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<19:57:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:57:12> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<20:02:56> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<20:02:56> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<20:03:11> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<20:03:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:07:40> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:07:40> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:08:52> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": (1d20)
<20:08:52> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Futanari/Mage 69 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:10:05> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": ROUND 3
<20:12:45> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<20:12:45> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<20:15:33> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<20:15:33> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<20:18:26> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<20:18:36> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<20:18:42> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:18:42> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<20:21:58> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:21:58> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:22:46> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": Commander Kursk
<20:24:04> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor
<20:26:56> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:26:56> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:29:31> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": (1d20)
<20:29:31> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Futanari/Mage 50 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:31:01> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:31:01> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<20:32:50> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": ^ will roll
<20:34:12> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<20:34:12> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:35:38> "Hammy/rogue 24 hp": (1d20)
<20:35:38> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Hammy/rogue 24 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:38:42> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": d mortem, inimicus!
<20:38:49> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:38:49> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<20:40:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:40:12> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<20:44:18> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:44:18> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
11
<20:45:07> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": (1d20)
<20:45:07> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Futanari/Mage 50 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<20:49:03> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:49:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:49:17> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ will roll
<20:50:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<20:50:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<20:54:42> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<20:54:42> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<20:56:57> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:56:57> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<21:02:56> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:02:56> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<21:05:25> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<21:05:25> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<21:07:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:07:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<21:09:26> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:09:27> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<21:10:10> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ will roll
<21:10:18> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:10:18> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<21:12:31> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:12:32> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<21:14:48> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:14:48> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:17:24> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:17:24> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<21:22:04> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<21:22:04> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<21:22:09> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP": Pat, remember when you had that beard? Someone stole your look in 1995 (give or take a year or two), Look at my Avatar
<21:25:22> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:25:22> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<21:26:42> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:26:42> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<21:29:06> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:29:06> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<21:29:58> "Sox207": pat
<21:30:15> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:30:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<21:30:26> "Sox207": https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=zzfVIGs1w6Q
<21:33:48> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:33:48> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<21:36:14> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<21:36:14> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20) :
11
<21:36:25> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": https://www.google.com/search?q=Ugly+looking+prince&safe=strict&rlz=1C1MSIM_enUS564US564&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJ3YnJgt_SAhXI0RoKHWx_AskQ_AUIBigB&biw=993&bih=790#imgrc=wVzgCeXv7dcobM:
<21:41:19> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ charisma roll, make it 1d10 next time
<21:41:59> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<21:41:59> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<21:42:40> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:42:40> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<21:45:56> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d10)
<21:45:56> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d10):
3
<21:47:44> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": ^ charisma roll
<21:48:40> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:48:40> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<21:50:25> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:50:25> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20) :
9
<21:51:34> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:51:34> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:53:18> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:53:18> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<21:56:50> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<21:56:50> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:59:06> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<21:59:06> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<22:00:22> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<22:00:22> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<22:02:46> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<22:02:46> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<22:04:50> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": http://i.imgur.com/JvFzlvT.gifv
<22:05:26> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<22:05:26> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<22:10:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png
<22:10:56> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<22:10:56> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<22:12:44> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<22:12:44> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<22:14:03> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<22:14:03> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
5
<22:14:12> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMk2X5eDYFU