ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved is a game that |UGA| started playing in August of 2015.

Outposts

First Outpost

The first outpost was in East Spawn 3. It was on the right side of the Eastern Gulf, made of thatch with several brontos nearby.

Second Outpost

The second outpost was made of wood and the staging ground for the tribe to reach mid-range gear. Half of it is now

Plateau Outpost

This is the military headquarters of the New Russian Conglomerate.

Isla Nublar

Island in the northeast corner of the map.

Winter Outpost

This is the cultural headquarters of the New Russian Conglomerate. Currently under construction is a castle that will be the seat of Russian royalty.

Cackypoquzo (Happy Carrot's Underwater Base)

Cave in the southeast corner of the map.

Tungadungadieah (Chariotman's Base)

Valley in the northwest corner of the map.

Dinosaurs

Active Dinos

Plateau Outpost

• King T-Pain - Rex (Male) - Level 32
• King ArmoredDildo - Doedicurus (Male) - Level 65
• Prince Handjob - Dilophosaur (Male) - Level 22
• Dickripper - Carno - Level 50
• Raging Bitch - Stegosaurus (Female) - Level 58
• Queen SpinyCunt - Ankylosaurus (Female) - Level 22
• Daisy - Parasaur (Female) - Level 26
• JimBob - Sarco (Female) - Level 77
• Billy Joe - Sarco (Female) - Level 37
• Price Fister - [1] (Male) - Level 107

Winter Outpost

• Rock Hard - Stegosaurus (Male)
• White Walker - Mammoth (Male)
• White Dildo - Dilophosaur (Female)
• Pompadour - Ankylosaurus (Female)
• Spot - Doedicurus (Male)
• Bronco - Brontosaurus (Female)
• Green Dildo - Dilophosaur (Male)
• Dilopadon - Dilophosaur (Female)
• Magnum Cocksleeve - Mammoth (Female)
• Ane - Ankylosaurus (Female) - Level 81
• Otoko - Ankylosaurus (Male) - Level 28

MIA Dinos

Second Outpost

The Lost Dildo Troope

MIA. Troop of dilophosaurus that PatPeter was transporting from his first dino pen to live at the Third Outpost, when PatPeter was killed by a raptor and they all went missing.

Plateau Outpost

Empress Flying Fuck IV - Pteranodon (Female)

Lost sometime in October 2015.

Great Ape - Gigantopithecus

Lost sometime in October 2015.

Bartholomew Bonar - Beelzebufo

Lost sometime in October 2015.

Winter Outpost

Scorpion Knight - Scorpion

MIA. Simply disappeared from PatPeter's base around the time of the winter update.

Deceased Dinos

First Outpost

Penelope - Carnotaurus

Originally found by PatPeter when he was fighting Megapiranhas to the death north of the second outpost. Killed him several times until he got it stuck in a tree, and then told Chariotman.

Second Outpost

Felicia la Queefa- Phiomia

Shrek - Carbonemys

Commander Clitlick - Pteradon

Killed by Chariotman for being annoying. Died southeast of the Northern Outpost.

Baroness Blowjob - Raptor

Killed when PatPeter was being chased by three raptors while looking for his dilophosaurus troope.

Donkey - Parasaur

Helix and Fiona - Trikes

Emperor Flying Fuck - Pteradon

Empress Flying Fuck - Pteradon

Empress Flying Fuck II - Pteradon

Empress Flying Fuck III - Pteradon

Czarina Dickmuncher - Raptor

Felix - Pteradon

Royal Rimjob - Raptor

Deldira - Argentavis

Magic - Mesopithecus

Isla Nublar (Zombieking7977's Island)

Tyrone- Rex

Killed by Happy Carrots in cold blood, after PatPeter tried to save him. Died in the middle of Chariotman's base.

Argent 42 - Argentavis

Northern Outpost

Unknown Parasaur

The first parasaur that PatPeter tamed, and died shortly after.

Newfags Can Triforce - Trike

Earliest named death recorded in the northern outpost.

The Do* Troope

Group of Dodos named after words that start with Do*: Dojo, Doujin, Doujinshi are a few remembered names.

Argon - Argentavis

Killed by a horde of insects while PatPeter was cooking meat in three campfires so that he would not starve to death while traveling to fight the Broodmother. Technically was killed by PatPeter while he was trying to kill the insects attacking it.

Wooly Cocksleeve - Mammoth

Killed by a sabertooth or scorpions (can't remember which) that pursued Wooly and PatPeter back to his base

Surprise Sex! - Raptor

PatPeter's first raptor. Killed by a Dimorphodon while PatPeter was hunting.

Newfags CAN'T Triforce - Trike

Died from a sabertooth making its way into the Quarry Dino Pen.

Fuckface - Mammoth

Died in the same sabertooth attack as Newfags above.

Red Baron - Pteradon

Killed on 2015-10-04 while PatPeter was exploring the coast near Raxor's house.

Newfags CANNOT Triforce - Trike

Killed by marauding direwolfs near PatPeter's castle on 2015-10-04.

Wetback - Parasaur

When knocked unconscious, it fell in a river. Died sometime between 2015-10-04 and 2015-10-15.

Crocodile Hunter Hunter - Sarco (Female)

Died on 2015-10-15 fighting direwolfs.

Carbonite - Carbonemys

Died on 2015-10-15 shortly before Aragon.

Aragon - Argentavis (Male)

Died on 2015-10-16 fighting two mammoths that were aggroed after killing an Argentavis.

Grey Wind - Direwolf (Male)

Died first while hunting on 2015-11-10 after a direwolf pack ambush.

Summer - Direwolf (Male)

Died second while hunting on 2015-11-10 after a direwolf pack ambush.

Shaggydog - Direwolf (Male)

Died third while hunting on 2015-11-10 after a direwolf pack ambush.

Cackypoquzo (Happy Carrot's Underwater Base)

• Unknown Plesiosaur

Tungadungadieah (Chariotman's Base)

• Baron Fucker - Raptor
• Mocha - Doedicurus (Male)
• Berry - Triceratops (Female)

Volcano Base

• Neela - Ankylosaurus