Difference between revisions of "ARK: Survival Evolved"

Revision as of 05:05, 8 October 2015

ARK: Survival Evolved is a game that |UGA| started playing in August of 2015.

The Lost Dildo Troope: MIA. Troop of dilophosaurus that PatPeter was transporting from his first dino pen to live at the Third Outpost, when PatPeter was killed by a raptor and they all went missing.

Scorpion Knight - Scorpion: MIA. Simply disappeared from PatPeter's base around the time of the winter update.

Felicia la Queefa- Phiomia
Shrek - Carbonemys
Commander Clitlick - Pteradon: Killed by Chariotman for being annoying. Died southeast of the Northern Outpost.

Baroness Blowjob - Raptor: Killed when PatPeter was being chased by three raptors while looking for his dilophosaurus troope.
Donkey - Parasaur
Helix and Fiona - Trikes
Emperor Flying Fuck - Pteradon
Empress Flying Fuck - Pteradon
Empress Flying Fuck II - Pteradon
Empress Flying Fuck III - Pteradon
Czarina Dickmuncher - Raptor
Helix - Pteradon
Royal Rimjob - Raptor
Deldira - Argentavis
Magic - Mesopithecus

Tyrone- Rex: Killed by Happy Carrots in cold blood, after PatPeter tried to save him. Died in the middle of Chariotman's base.
3 Unknown Pteradons
5 Unknown Argentavises
Unknown Carnotaurus
Argent 42 - Argentavis

Unknown Parasaur: The first parasaur that PatPeter tamed, and died shortly after.

Newfags Can Triforce - Trike: Earliest named death recorded in the northern outpost.

The Do* Troope: Group of Dodos named after words that start with Do*: Dojo, Doujin, Doujinshi are a few remembered names.

Argon - Argentavis: Killed by a horde of insects while PatPeter was cooking meat in three campfires so that he would not starve to death while traveling to fight the Broodmother. Technically was killed by PatPeter while he was trying to kill the insects attacking it.

Wooly Cocksleeve - Mammoth: Killed by a sabertooth or scorpions (can't remember which) that pursued Wooly and PatPeter back to his base

Surprise Sex! - Raptor: PatPeter's first raptor. Killed by a Dimorphodon while PatPeter was hunting.

Newfags CAN'T Triforce - Trike: Died from a sabertooth making its way into the Quarry Dino Pen.

Red Baron - Pteradon: Killed on 2015-10-04 while PatPeter was exploring the coast near Raxor's house.

Newfags CANNOT Triforce - Trike: Killed by marauding direwolfs near PatPeter's castle on 2015-10-04.

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 '''[http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/ ARK: Survival Evolved]''' is a game that {{UGA}} started playing in August of 2015.
+== Active Dinos ==
+=== Winter Outpost ===
+; Rock Hard - Stegosaurus
+; Wetback - Parasaur
+: When knocked unconscious, it fell in a river.
+; White Walker - Mammoth
+; Pompadour - Ankylosaurus
+; Spot - Doedicurus
+; Bronco - Brontosaurus
+; Crocodile Hunter Hunter - Sarco
+; Magnum Cocksleeve - Mammoth
+== MIA Dinos ==
+; The Lost Dildo Troope
+: MIA. Troop of dilophosaurus that PatPeter was transporting from his first dino pen to live at the Third Outpost, when PatPeter was killed by a raptor and they all went missing.
+; Scorpion Knight - Scorpion
+: MIA. Simply disappeared from PatPeter's base around the time of the winter update.
 == Deceased Dinos ==
 === First Outpost ===
 ; Penelope - Carnotaurus
-; The Lost Dildo Troope
-: MIA. Troop of dilophosaurus that PatPeter was transporting from his first dino pen to live at the Third Outpost, when PatPeter was killed by a raptor and they all went missing.
 === Second Outpost ===
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 ; Fuckface - Mammoth
 : Died in the same sabertooth attack as Newfags above.
-; Scorpion Knight - Scorpion
-: MIA. Simply disappeared from PatPeter's base around the time of the winter update.
 ; Red Baron - Pteradon