View source for Villages and Pirates/2012 September 23



== Players ==
* Cygnus the Hipster Elf (HP:250)
* Thought Rapest Hp :69
* Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50
* Kyo Sohma(Jou)

== Plot ==
The game started in the courtyard of a town with a Castle to the northwest facing southeast. There was a 2-story inn/tavern to the east. Thought Rapest went into the inn up to the second floor where the bedrooms were. Thought found a woman there and tried to turn her into his slave. He spent a lot of the game there. Thought Rapest only spent 2 or 3 rounds in the game and ruined Cygnus' plans.

Cheska tried to take over the kingdom, and ended up having to walk around the castle a few times for some reason, probably because Thought Rapest was storming the castle.

== Channel Logs ==
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*** Chat begins 2012-09-23 12:28:10 AM
<00:28:10> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:10> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<00:28:11> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:11> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:12> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<00:28:13> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:13> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<00:28:13> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:13> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<00:28:14> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:14> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<00:28:30> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:30> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<00:28:35> "PatPeter": (1d20)
<00:28:35> "PatPeter": [PatPeter] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<00:28:54> "Areo5000": (1d100)
<00:28:54> "PatPeter": [Areo5000] rolled the dice (1d100):
52
<00:28:56> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf": (3d42)
<00:28:56> "PatPeter": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf] rolled the dice (3d42):
1. = 13
2. = 1
3. = 4
Total: 18
<00:29:11> "Areo5000": 10d(199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999910)
<00:29:31> "Areo5000": (10d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)
<00:29:35> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf": (7d237)
<00:29:35> "PatPeter": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf] rolled the dice (7d237):
1. = 87
2. = 35
3. = 40
4. = 235
5. = 106
6. = 29
7. = 2
Total: 534
<00:29:49> "PatPeter": (256d256)
<00:30:01> "Areo5000": (20d256)
<00:30:01> "PatPeter": [Areo5000] rolled the dice (20d256):
1. = 3
2. = 97
3. = 137
4. = 147
5. = 155
6. = 156
7. = 43
8. = 170
9. = 116
10. = 91
11. = 15
12. = 156
13. = 201
14. = 206
15. = 134
16. = 78
17. = 225
18. = 187
19. = 245
20. = 237
Total: 2799
<00:31:52> "PatPeter": <00:31:42>  "GaZ, The King In The North" disconnected (getting the fuck out of here.)
<00:35:53> "PatPeter": Super: 1d6
<00:37:02> "PatPeter": Areo: 3d3
<00:37:09> "PatPeter": 1d20
<00:37:22> "PatPeter": 5 turns
<00:37:55> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf (HP:250": NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA
<00:38:04> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf (HP:250": nigga
<00:40:05> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf (HP:250": (1d20)
<00:40:05> "PatPeter": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf (HP:250] rolled the dice (1d20):
11
<00:41:25> "Thought Rapest Hp :69": (1d20)
<00:41:25> "PatPeter": [Thought Rapest Hp :69] rolled the dice (1d20):
3
<00:43:40> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50": (1d20)
<00:43:40> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<00:44:23> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:250": (1d20)
<00:44:23> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:250] rolled the dice (1d20):
5
<00:45:34> "Thought Rapest Hp :60": (1d20)
<00:45:34> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50": [Thought Rapest Hp :60] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<00:46:15> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50": (1d20)
<00:46:15> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 50] rolled the dice (1d20):
5
<00:50:49> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:215": (1d2)
<00:50:49> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:215] rolled the dice (1d2):
2
<00:51:38> "H1Z1": (1d20)
<00:51:38> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [H1Z1] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<00:51:57> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": Queen Molestia: 150 hp
<00:52:12> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": 151
<00:52:36> "Thought Rapest Hp :75": (1d20)
<00:52:36> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Thought Rapest Hp :75] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<00:54:27> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<00:54:27> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<00:57:43> "Joey the auburn-haired fag": I DIED MY HAIR GUYS
<00:57:50> "Joey the auburn-haired fag": literally
<00:57:53> "Joey the auburn-haired fag": DIED
<00:57:59> "Joey the auburn-haired fag": that's what happens when you color it
<00:58:35> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<00:58:35> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<00:59:52> "joey wheeler": Joey the Platypus
<01:01:55> "Princess Peach": (1d20)
<01:01:55> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Princess Peach] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<01:01:57> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": HP 120
<01:02:12> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": 115
<01:03:27> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<01:03:27> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<01:03:53> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": Iranian Prince 95
<01:05:05> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<01:05:05> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<01:06:13> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": Lorgenz Human 95
<01:07:43> "Thought Rapest Hp :175": (1d20)
<01:07:43> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Thought Rapest Hp :175] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<01:08:42> "RAxOR": http://www.redmondpie.com/iphone-5-performance-benchmarks-detailed-its-the-fastest-smartphone-available-today/
<01:09:22> "Nico Joey Robin": (1d20)
<01:09:22> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Nico Joey Robin] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<01:10:36> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<01:10:36> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<01:10:42> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": 90
<01:10:56> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": 96
<01:11:04> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<01:11:04> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<01:11:21> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<01:11:21> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<01:14:31> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<01:14:31> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20)
:
2
<01:15:04> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": Cygnus 65
<01:15:47> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": (1d20)
<01:15:47> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<01:16:17> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": 76
<01:17:05> "Kyo Sohma(Jou)": (1d20)
<01:17:05> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 10": [Kyo Sohma(Jou)] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<01:18:03> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": (1d20)
<01:18:03> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<01:18:20> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": 90
<01:21:29> "Thought Rapest Hp :175": (1d20)
<01:21:29> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Thought Rapest Hp :175] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<01:22:46> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": (1d20)
<01:22:46> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<01:23:06> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": Time Scroll 4 moves left
<01:25:34> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:100": http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01085/SNN1529M-280_1085763a.jpg
<01:25:57> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:100": (1d20)
<01:25:57> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:100] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<01:26:32> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": (1d20)
<01:26:32> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<01:27:11> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": (1d20)
<01:27:11> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<01:27:55> "Thought Rapest Hp :170": (1d20)
<01:27:55> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Thought Rapest Hp :170] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<01:28:24> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": (1d20)
<01:28:24> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20] rolled the dice (1d20):
5
<01:31:26> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:90": (1d20)
<01:31:26> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:90] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<01:31:53> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": (1d20)
<01:31:53> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<01:35:39> "Thought Rapest Hp :165": (1d20)
<01:35:39> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Thought Rapest Hp :165] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<01:37:21> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:90": (1d20)
<01:37:21> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:90] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<01:38:28> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": (1d20)
<01:38:28> "Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20": [Cheska the Futaloli HP: 20] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<01:39:00> "Thought Rapest Hp :165": (1d20)
<01:39:00> "PatPeter": [Thought Rapest Hp :165] rolled the dice (1d20):
3
<01:43:15> "Cygnus the Hipster Elf HP:90": I will rape a clam tonight!!!
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